Sunday, February 14, 2010

E - Love Aaj Kal (Funny Tale of Gen-x e-love)

Welcome to the new age , age of e-love. Gone are the days , when the flowers use to metaphorize love.In this e-age, you can give an e- rose from the flowers harvested in farmville in facebook.

If newton was born today , he would die!

Where relationships change every day , and one can e dump ur partner ,for those who have no power to face each other. For the e-generation material matters first , whether she is virgin or not , that matters.For e-gen or genx valentine day matters the most , but for older couple it is still "Belan time Day".

Nowadays we can DTR(Define the Relationship) as "Complicated" and boyfriends can be semi or quarter , semiboyfriends: boy has two gfs ,his body has two parts half for one and other half for other gf. It is an irony boys are divided as semiboyfriends while girls and women are not called nowadays as better halves , called as fiancees.Earlier boys looked at sindur of a woman ,or stare at her chest for mangalsutra and girls looked wedding ring of a man, where as nowadays a new trend hyphenated names like Aishwarya Rai-Bachachan which is a handy tool for determining a person status.

Today a person no matter how they look , can enjoy the e-relationships , they need to generate a far sightedness among his/her potential soul mates , just to make up a virtual image. ex : A case where a couple was dating for few years on a social networking website , and when they confronted each other ,they found that boy was very fat person , where as girl had wore specs.

Nowadays , Ecards are another tool for sending gifts , thus saving money and time of postage , they are the cards with a snappy personal messages written on them.Then there is an engagement ring at last which used to please girlfriend after a fight.

In Facebook world ,where an status update might me as destructive as an overdose of sleeping pills , it can devastate your relationship. Gen x Girls are a king of "attention maniacs" , ex: they ask how do I look , or how do I sing , and thus boy gets trained in all type of lies.Girls are nowadays self dramatized  , emotional attayachar , a whole stock of beauty products , as defined by boyz.In online facebook world gen-x set false relationship status , or false affairs to sell/show their datebility Quotient or to look cool among their virtual peers. They even change their hometown to a metropolitan city , so that their location looks petty cool.They post copied quotes from foreign locations , and upload special pics for their orkut or face book account.Also the genx chooses the coolest hangout like discos , or like pubs , girls like vodkas  , watch shows like "Splitsvilla" , or watch movies like "DevD" or whatever they call their father and mother as pops and moms.

At last my advice will be "Dikhave pe mat jao , apni akal lagao" , means " while choosing a partner for a relationship , apply the rules of our great grandfathers.

"Happy Valentine Day to all of you"   

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Achievements of Indian diaspora

Government greatest gifts to India with everlasting future impact
1. Failed "garibi hatao" experiments for decades by Congress Party ( resulting in Africa-like poverty in some parts of India)

2. Failed 'family planning' program for decades by Congress Party ( resulting in uncontrolled population growth) , while their family planning is excellent leading to uni rule of gandhi family , creating leaders deficit in india

3. Bofors bribery scandal swept under the rug to protect Antonia Miano (aka Sonia Gandhi) Italian connections and relatives

4. Giving India the pretence of a sham democracy. Puppetmaster Antonia Miano (aka Sonia Gandhi) staying in power without any accountability. Sonia surrounding herself with converted Christian leaders with Hindu sounding names like Digvijay Singh, Ambika Soni, YSR Reddy, Dharam Singh etc

5. A communist and christian run Indian media helps solidify Sonia's grip on power using propaganda. Rule of Congress assisted by hype and propaganda by the media.

6. Use of the CBI to cover up past mis-deeds - Sikh riots of 1984, Bofors bribery scandal etc

7. Maoism has spread like cancer to one-third of India on Congress government watch

8. Farmer suicides rampant on Congress government watch

9. Conversions of Hindus by Christians using money and material inducements coming from Western Churches

10. Surrender of Nepal to the communists because Sonia could care less for a Hindu Kingdom ( if Nepal had been Christain, Sonia would have intervened to prevent it from falling into the tentacles of Maoists)

11. Amnesty to 30 million illegal Bangladeshis who are used by Pakistan's ISI for anti-India activities

12. Fake Indian currency entering India more than ever thanks to the govt sleep at the switch for so many years.

13. Appeasement of Muslims and Christians ( a major party vote bank) , Appeasement of Muslim terrorist families with pensions, jobs, etc by the leadership

14. Do or die politics leading to Coalition Government , decision making slowed.

15. Encircling of India by China because of years of neglect of security on the border with China by the leadership

16. Surrender of Indian territory to Pakistan in 1948, 1971 and to China in 1962

17. Starting talks with pakistan , even they always send terrorists to india.

18. Starting Pvt. Universities leading to degradation of education system.

19. Believed in the failed Non Aligned Movement , due to which our army got the scrapped mig21's and many more after-wards.

20. Pseudo image of developing india , while food prices reaching a new high , and politicians filling their pockets on insreasing food prices.

Saturday, February 6, 2010

The Sweet Bomb

Today in the cabinet meeting over exponentially rising prices , govt couldn't deliver a conclusive result. As a result meeting turned out to be a copenhagen summit. As a result price will rise further. Our so called economist "Dr. Manmohan Singh" tried to apply his laws to the issue , but in vain. Mr. Sweet Sharad Pawar, threw another stone at the govt glass house cabinet , by saying that ,

we will not die , if we not eat sugar for few days , and sugar causes diabetes ,

is a another irresponsible comment from irresponsible minister. However he seems to be still in BCCI mode of governing where he was laying new cricketing rules , without giving chance to complain.

But he has forgot in the process that General Public is not like our constitution ,which can be amended as per our use.Forget electronics , china took over india in the prices of pulses , where it is 30rs kg in china as compared to 100rs. in india . This is just due to ever growing tummy of mr pawar.

His tummy can be explained by the fact that he has many sugar mills in  maharashtra , so that he can attain maximum profit from the rising prices of sugar , and hide his inefficiency in giving childish comments.

He(pawar) is great let down for Mr. Economist "Manmohan Singh" and "Italian National Congress (INC). Surprisingly , I wonder an ally of 9 member mp's party in govt., rules the govt. , while govt is helpless(i think due to votebank) , I believe "something is fishy" .

Govt believes that that price bomb is due to the over stocking of the wholesale dealers of foodgrains , just to escape the scapegoat.
While BJP has a great chance of having an issue over it , Its leaders like modi and varun have sarted a virtual war over govt , by stating pawar as "Raavana" and Mayawati as "Shurpnakha".Govt need to act on its slogan " Aam aadmi ki sarkar"
otherwise it will be too late , and people will lose so called patience. Govt. should follow the model of successful states like Punjab and Gujrat.

On the other hand "Maya" anti industrial policies letting companies go out of up  ,has laid a perfect foundation for mayaland(virtual jharkhand) , and she is in the making of another "Madhu Koda" . Up ha s a perfect chance transforming into statue land.

The need of hour is to get united and protest...

Otherwise This SWEET BOMB will xplode......!!!

Monday, February 1, 2010

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